It's that time of a year again! Despite dropping temperatures, tis the time to show as much skin as possible if you are of the lady gender! Sexy cop, sexy nurse, sexy cutesy animal...it's all been done before! We here at Just Shair have come up with 4 oh-so-"sexy" ideas that have NOT been done before to help you brainstorm your Halloween costume! First up are the alluring yet underrated sloth and ostrich. SO WEIRD they aren't considered more erotic! Look at how playful and sensual you'll look with a huge face on tee shirt-turned-mini dress!
Still not convinced this is sexy and girly enough? Throw on a red heel for a pop of sexual color! NOBODY will doubt your sexiness in this ensemble!
Don't be surprised if you get asked to be in rap videos, or at least hair metal revival band videos! #suchatawnykitaen!!
Lastly, just use the motto WWSBAD? ("What Would Susan B Anthony Do?")
If you're thinking that you're glad wee came up with Sexy Sloth and Sexy Ostrich because it would have been impossible to think of it on your own (weird!), you're in luck! We have three more costumes coming at you! Stay tuned each week prior to Halloween for more SEXY costume ideas! YOU'RE WELCOME!
Also, if you missed our latest video, we discuss fall and how it's kind of racist, about concussions, and death. Watch our not-so-basic fall video and please subscribe to Just Shair on YouTube!
It's that time of year to eat processed meats, watch fire in the sky, and likely forget about the founding fathers and what this holiday is all about! Here's a video followed by some RAD photos + tips that only we here at JUST SHAIR! could possibly give you:
Help your friends beautify! You are the company you keep, so no being selfish by hogging the beauty products and hacks to yoself!
It's a social holiday, so accept that your friends may make new friends.
Think about how much beer you're going to need BEFORE you run out:
Don't judge if your friends get overwhelmed at the excitement of this holiday. Lend a hand instead...
...or at least call for help...
In fact, always use team work and the buddy system to get you through this holiday.
Give each other air:
Look fierce and wear stylish patriotic outfits as cameras will be flashing!
2nd video on us losing it over Tootie from the Facts of Life being on skates:
Sometimes you're just at the right place at the right time. We here at Just Shair have experienced this recently. Immediately upon filming our video on roller skating, we looked up skating rinks to potentially host an adult roller skating night for our friends and for YOU, our beautiful audience, as you could see some bitchin' moves, skate techniques, and fashion at the roller rink here on this site to accompany our video. Upon this fateful Google search, our immediate hit was something called Roll Denver, a monthly skating party for adults and it was within a week away.
These Cinderellas were ready for the ball!
One of Blair's other gigs is a fashion blogger, so naturally she had a skating brooch.
Sadly our friends, were "not ready for the ball". They were either lame (boo), busy (a likely excuse), pregnant (we are still failing to see why that was a legitimate excuse in her mind...hmmmm), or "not in town." Whatever. Just Shair is a party wherever we go, and Roll Denver's Roller Prom was no exception!
After eating our pre-prom dinner cuisine (Wendy's, because we're high rollers), we put on the finishing touches and used Lyft to get us a ride in a rainstorm (parking and then having to walk 1-10 blocks in the rain in prom dresses? Ew). There's a variety of reasons why we here at Just Shair prefer Lyft to Uber, but the bottom line is we're not into the idea of being raped or kidnapped or whatever. Lyft believes in background checks and reviews, so hooray!
Well, our driver ALSO worked for Uber. #redflag In fact, he was juggling multiple phones while driving (safe) and humble bragging (?) about how he works for both companies because he is "the guy that helps other people have fun but he can't have fun because he has bills to pay." Mind you, he says this in a tone that it hoping to impressive two girls who were donning an 80s polka dot dress and a 70s prom dress who just announced they were going roller skating for their comedy site that was named for an agglomeration of their names to spoof the name of a famous one named singer. We're unclear as to whether he was shaming us or just a weirdo. (He laughed at the name, Just Shair, which was the one thing we liked about him). The rest of the 10 minutes to the venue he would occasionally shout weird things like, "No, I can't!" and "Not right now!" to which we would awkwardly fall silent or say "What? We um, didn't hear you," to which he would bark something about that he was talking to his phone and then proceeded to give us play by play updates about his phone shutting down or the uber number he recognized cancelled. WTF.
We finally show up at our destination, the Exdo Center, for a night of skating and naturally the handles to the car to let us exit were nowhere to be found. After Blair fumbled in the dark for at least a minute, 'Smiles MgGee Lyft/Uber Driver' used half sentences to instruct where the handle was. And then finally, Just Shair escaped the backseat and were let off on the curb into a stormy night, relived to being rained on as it felt we narrowly escaped a kidnapping. Finally, it was time for fun!
Not kidnapped by a sketchy driver! Yaaaaaaaay!
The uglier the skates, the more vintage and retro they are!
Shannon (the "Sh" in "Shair") was the roller skating pro...
Blair, (the "air" in "Shair") was not and sprained her wrist approximately 2 minutes after she stood up from this picture.
Do we look ready for a roller prom or what?
#skatedates
Obligatory prom couple photo!
We found our true calling modeling with disco beads!
We had a great time at Roll, minus Blair spraining her wrist on her first attempt to skate in the practice area (luckily the pain went away and the true nature of the injury became more obvious a day or two later). We made friends with about a half a dozen prom kings and counted way too many basic bitches in their literal old prom dresses from the late 90s and early 2000s (worst era in fashion ever!). And luckily our Lyft driver was way less sketch on the way back home! (Spoiler alert: we're alive!)
So if you find yourselves out on a skating date, don't sprain your wrist and make sure you don't get kidnapped en route! Otherwise it should be a mighty fine time! And, if you missed the video at the top, here it is again! Please subscribe, follow us on social media, and SHAIR our awesomeness with your world!
Celebrity crushes...we've all been there. So let's reminisce and remember a time where we vividly believed we may in fact marry people that were uber famous and had never heard of us! Watch the video above, or look below first for a preview of what you're in for potentially...
Which Shair member was crushed to learn his true sexual orientation? (Spoiler alert: the girl in this photo is misleading!)
Check out these oh-so wonderful (and masculine!) 80s stars in all of their 80s glory:
Which member of Shair found this overall clad heartthrob to be a total hottie?
One member of Shair had eyes for this feathered stud...and had to educate the other Shair member on who he was:
What do these two mullet donning macho mens have in common?
Which member of Shair fancied one of these hot chicks?
Um, why did we bring up Alex Trebek?
Next up we have thoughts on Roller Skating (what the hell happened to that "sport"?!), political personalities that manifest during election season, bizarre song lyrics, and more! So follow us below to never miss a beat! And don't forget to Shair these videos with your friends!
Don't we have enough social media platforms? SHAIR breaks down why Pinterest baffles us to no end and why we're fundamentally not interested.
That said...after watching the video check out our for funsies Pinterest page we made. We may or may not have filled a pressing gap that the land of Pinterest was yearning for. You're welcome... PS- Thank you for being patient during an unusually longer gap between videos! We promise to try to never have as much time pass before you see our glorious faces again!
Greetings, Shair-ers. Shair-people? Shair-ians. Shair-folk! Mmmkay, we haven't quite figured out what to call our 10 viewers legions of fans yet! But we love you, and if you think of a name to call yourselves before we do, please sound off in the comments!
Speaking of what to call people...anyone else notice the terrible ways people are spelling their kids names nowadays? The parents think they're being "creative" but we at Just Shair think they're complicating the process their kids learning to read and write. So we call out these parents who think their kids are destined for special snowflakedom, as well as generally ridiculous names. Because we're so generous, we also give you A+ suggestions for naming YOUR future children. You're welcome!
Happy holiday of green, beer, puking, and leprechauns everyone! Being that we're quite Irish, we thought we'd launch with a video on this spectacular holiday (week)! Press play (duh) to hear us SHAIR our thoughts on the good, the bad, and the ugly that St Patty's day entails! And if you like it, SHAIR this with your friends on social media, texts, and carrier pigeons.
Thanks so much for watching! Stay safe this whole week and tune back later this week for a photoset where we're celebrating this holiday in the most esteemed and professional of manners!
