It's that time of a year again! Despite dropping temperatures, tis the time to show as much skin as possible if you are of the lady gender! Sexy cop, sexy nurse, sexy cutesy animal...it's all been done before! We here at Just Shair have come up with 4 oh-so-"sexy" ideas that have NOT been done before to help you brainstorm your Halloween costume! First up are the alluring yet underrated sloth and ostrich. SO WEIRD they aren't considered more erotic! Look at how playful and sensual you'll look with a huge face on tee shirt-turned-mini dress!
Still not convinced this is sexy and girly enough? Throw on a red heel for a pop of sexual color! NOBODY will doubt your sexiness in this ensemble!
Don't be surprised if you get asked to be in rap videos, or at least hair metal revival band videos! #suchatawnykitaen!!
Lastly, just use the motto WWSBAD? ("What Would Susan B Anthony Do?")
If you're thinking that you're glad wee came up with Sexy Sloth and Sexy Ostrich because it would have been impossible to think of it on your own (weird!), you're in luck! We have three more costumes coming at you! Stay tuned each week prior to Halloween for more SEXY costume ideas! YOU'RE WELCOME!
Also, if you missed our latest video, we discuss fall and how it's kind of racist, about concussions, and death. Watch our not-so-basic fall video and please subscribe to Just Shair on YouTube!
Just Shair is back for their 5th Olympic eventing, this time in the time honored battle of tug o'war. Instead of a rope, a (not very durable) stick has been chosen to use.
A rivalry is clearly growing as they don't seem be "good sporters" toward one another anymore. See Blair loose her marbles over her first loss yesterday HERE. That may have something to do with these faces...!
They are not only off, but they are off to an intense start as Shannon is nearly completely out of the frame!
These faces of determination are what the Olympics are all about!
Blair is on the ground, desperate to not let go! Will she loose her grip? Will Shannon full on step on her??
Victory for Shannon!! Blair is in no mood to congratulate her! (At least she's not throwing things at her again)!
After taking a day off from intense sporting to talk about the Olympics, Just Shair! is back in the arena ready to fight! Literally...as they have (foam) swords and are ready to duel. We tune in as they are about to begin as they show sportsmanship and acknowledge one another in a (pseudo) bow:
They're fighting! Or posing with swords...it's hard to tell!
Shannon is on the ground!! Could this mean defeat for her??
She's back up and swords are swinging!! Neither lady looks comfortable, which is weird
because it is doubtful either could be hurt by a foam sword...
They are several feet away from one another and aren't touching....at all...
Is Shannon about to take the victory?? If her sword was actually sharpened metal, Blair would probably be bleeding right about now!
What? Shannon's sword fell off her handle, giving Blair her third consecutive win!!!
Maybe tomorrow at the Candy Land eventing Shannon will finally taste that Olympic Gold! Past Olympic events and videos:
It's day two of a fortnight's worth of sporting, and we're already at arguably the most physically challenging event of the entire Olympics! Shannon and Lauren-Blair are competing against each other in a Pop Tart cook-off. Think of the burn injuries that could happen-what a risk!! Let's not even think about electrocution as this event gets started!
Being such good spotters, they toast their Pop Tarts to each other before officially dropping their pastries into the toaster.
We officially begin as the Pop Tarts make their descent into the toaster!!!
So far the girls are totally fearless in their excitement, despite such a huge risk of injury in this sporting event!
Victory for Blair again as Shannon's Pop Tart apparently got eaten by the Toaster and never reappeared! Unbelievable!
Official Just Shair Olympic Tallies: Blair-2 Shannon-0 Read exclusive coverage of past events:
Stay tuned on Monday for an Olympic video, and Tuesday and Wednesday for more sporting action with eventing in Sword Fighting and Candy Land! This post was not "technically" brought to you by Pop Tarts, though Pop Tarts is welcome to email the Just Shair ladies at justshair@gmail.com!
Welcome to the first event of of the Just Shair Faux-lympics! We're starting with exercising our minds in this mega intellectual game of blacks versus reds. One thing is for sure: one of us is going to get KINGED like nobody's business!
No funny business: they shake in a gesture of good sportsmanship:
The sporting has begun! "Strategery" ensues!
Wait! Shannon's clearly cheating while Blair is checking her Instagram!! Where is the ref?!
Busted!!!!
Cheaters never win; good thing they're on the same team! #JUSTSHAIRUSA
It's that time of year to eat processed meats, watch fire in the sky, and likely forget about the founding fathers and what this holiday is all about! Here's a video followed by some RAD photos + tips that only we here at JUST SHAIR! could possibly give you:
Help your friends beautify! You are the company you keep, so no being selfish by hogging the beauty products and hacks to yoself!
It's a social holiday, so accept that your friends may make new friends.
Think about how much beer you're going to need BEFORE you run out:
Don't judge if your friends get overwhelmed at the excitement of this holiday. Lend a hand instead...
...or at least call for help...
In fact, always use team work and the buddy system to get you through this holiday.
Give each other air:
Look fierce and wear stylish patriotic outfits as cameras will be flashing!
Get that sunblock on the nose and look forward to some farmers tans, kiddies! It's officially summer! Just Shair has so graciously decided to help you celebrate in a non-white trash way donning winter coats and such at a half empty pool! Here's how to have a kick-ass summer!
SHAIR your noodles in the pool. No hogging them to yourself!
Test the pool water before diving in!
Never be afraid to cover any skin you don't want burned while sunbathing!
Drinking coffee at the pool is always ultra chic!
Suntanning is healthy and a chance to show off the most awesome beach fashions!
Make sure your friend doesn't have their cellphone in their pocket when you push them in...
Railings are for posing...not safety.
Have a fabulous and terrific summer, and most importantly...follow us on all accounts (below) all season long for fun shenanigansSHAIRANIGANS, including themed posts and videos for the 4th of July and The Olympics! Happy summer 2016!
2nd video on us losing it over Tootie from the Facts of Life being on skates:
Sometimes you're just at the right place at the right time. We here at Just Shair have experienced this recently. Immediately upon filming our video on roller skating, we looked up skating rinks to potentially host an adult roller skating night for our friends and for YOU, our beautiful audience, as you could see some bitchin' moves, skate techniques, and fashion at the roller rink here on this site to accompany our video. Upon this fateful Google search, our immediate hit was something called Roll Denver, a monthly skating party for adults and it was within a week away.
These Cinderellas were ready for the ball!
One of Blair's other gigs is a fashion blogger, so naturally she had a skating brooch.
Sadly our friends, were "not ready for the ball". They were either lame (boo), busy (a likely excuse), pregnant (we are still failing to see why that was a legitimate excuse in her mind...hmmmm), or "not in town." Whatever. Just Shair is a party wherever we go, and Roll Denver's Roller Prom was no exception!
After eating our pre-prom dinner cuisine (Wendy's, because we're high rollers), we put on the finishing touches and used Lyft to get us a ride in a rainstorm (parking and then having to walk 1-10 blocks in the rain in prom dresses? Ew). There's a variety of reasons why we here at Just Shair prefer Lyft to Uber, but the bottom line is we're not into the idea of being raped or kidnapped or whatever. Lyft believes in background checks and reviews, so hooray!
Well, our driver ALSO worked for Uber. #redflag In fact, he was juggling multiple phones while driving (safe) and humble bragging (?) about how he works for both companies because he is "the guy that helps other people have fun but he can't have fun because he has bills to pay." Mind you, he says this in a tone that it hoping to impressive two girls who were donning an 80s polka dot dress and a 70s prom dress who just announced they were going roller skating for their comedy site that was named for an agglomeration of their names to spoof the name of a famous one named singer. We're unclear as to whether he was shaming us or just a weirdo. (He laughed at the name, Just Shair, which was the one thing we liked about him). The rest of the 10 minutes to the venue he would occasionally shout weird things like, "No, I can't!" and "Not right now!" to which we would awkwardly fall silent or say "What? We um, didn't hear you," to which he would bark something about that he was talking to his phone and then proceeded to give us play by play updates about his phone shutting down or the uber number he recognized cancelled. WTF.
We finally show up at our destination, the Exdo Center, for a night of skating and naturally the handles to the car to let us exit were nowhere to be found. After Blair fumbled in the dark for at least a minute, 'Smiles MgGee Lyft/Uber Driver' used half sentences to instruct where the handle was. And then finally, Just Shair escaped the backseat and were let off on the curb into a stormy night, relived to being rained on as it felt we narrowly escaped a kidnapping. Finally, it was time for fun!
Not kidnapped by a sketchy driver! Yaaaaaaaay!
The uglier the skates, the more vintage and retro they are!
Shannon (the "Sh" in "Shair") was the roller skating pro...
Blair, (the "air" in "Shair") was not and sprained her wrist approximately 2 minutes after she stood up from this picture.
Do we look ready for a roller prom or what?
#skatedates
Obligatory prom couple photo!
We found our true calling modeling with disco beads!
We had a great time at Roll, minus Blair spraining her wrist on her first attempt to skate in the practice area (luckily the pain went away and the true nature of the injury became more obvious a day or two later). We made friends with about a half a dozen prom kings and counted way too many basic bitches in their literal old prom dresses from the late 90s and early 2000s (worst era in fashion ever!). And luckily our Lyft driver was way less sketch on the way back home! (Spoiler alert: we're alive!)
So if you find yourselves out on a skating date, don't sprain your wrist and make sure you don't get kidnapped en route! Otherwise it should be a mighty fine time! And, if you missed the video at the top, here it is again! Please subscribe, follow us on social media, and SHAIR our awesomeness with your world!
