"Sexy" Halloween Costumes #4- Sexy Hulk Hogan and Sexy Randy the Macho Man Savage

Welcome to part 4 of 4 of our awesomely and weirdly (parody) of sexy Halloween costumes. Shannon and Blair once again combine another odd combination - male wrestling+female sexiness. Hulk Hogan and Randy "Macho Man" savage never looked so good!

Muscles AND femininity...Why haven't the representatives from "Lady Gillette" called us back yet?

REAL ladies...wrastle!

Hanging with your girlfriends is always a blast...!

Well, "tea time" ended badly...

Cheers to womanhood!

Remember...you're a lady!! Watch those mustache hairs and make sure to keep them out of the wine while you're chugging!

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"Sexy" Halloween Costumes #3- Sexy Gumby and Sexy Pokey

Shannon and Blair from "Just Shair" like to take the ordinary tradition of sexing up your Halloween outfits and make it...well, weird. Where else can you find another AWESOME idea for Halloween. Part 3 of 4, take Gumby and Pokey and SEXIFY them! No one will expect it! We certainly didn't...

Happy Halloween from Sexy Gumby and Pokey!

Make sure you arrive safely with an alternate driver if you're going to get crazy and always wave to your friends to let them know you've arrived #gumbyandpokey #justshair #halloween

Make an entrance people won't forget with your "sexy" bestie this Halloween. #gumbyandpokey #halloween #justshair

And take time to have your bendable friend over for a "girls night" after the Halloween festivities - complete with a pillow fight! #gumbyandpokey #halloween #justshair #sleepoverparty

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"Sexy" Halloween Costumes #2- Sexy Grim Reapers

Here is our second installment of our parody of sexy girl costumes gone wrong!  #wtf  (To see last week's Sexy Sloth and Sexy Ostrich, CLICK HERE!)  Sexy grim reapers should be a staple in the world of sexy costumes.  It's not a paradox; death's touch has never felt so hot!

Would you be that upset to die if the knock at death's door looked this slutty?

We'll be so happy to see you!

*All cemetery photos have removed names, dates, religious symbols, and other identifying features out of respect for both the dead and their living loved ones.  Even comedians like us know better!

WE don't make the rules...!  You never know when your time is up...

Next week we have a more light hearted though admittedly gender bending "sexy" costume idea for you!  Please subscribe below to never miss a beat of our ridiculousness!  And in case you missed it, here's our latest video on the absurdity of birthdays!

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Video! Birthdays are Weird!

We here at Just Shair recently had birthdays, so we decided to make a birthday video for YOU!  Birth canals, that terrible song, bad gifts, and germs on cakes (plus so much more!) are discussed!  Watch it, like it, subscribe, and SHAIR the love with your friends every time it's their birthday!  (Stay tuned for bonus footage after the credits too, hehe).

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"Sexy" Halloween Costume Idea #1- Sexy Sloth & Sexy Ostrich

Slut-o-ween!

It's that time of a year again!  Despite dropping temperatures, tis the time to show as much skin as possible if you are of the lady gender!  Sexy cop, sexy nurse, sexy cutesy animal...it's all been done before!  We here at Just Shair have come up with 4 oh-so-"sexy" ideas that have NOT been done before to help you brainstorm your Halloween costume!

First up are the alluring yet underrated sloth and ostrich.  SO WEIRD they aren't considered more erotic!

Look at how playful and sensual you'll look with a huge face on tee shirt-turned-mini dress!

Still not convinced this is sexy and girly enough?  Throw on a red heel for a pop of sexual color!  NOBODY will doubt your sexiness in this ensemble!

Don't be surprised if you get asked to be in rap videos, or at least hair metal revival band videos!  #suchatawnykitaen!!

Lastly, just use the motto WWSBAD?  ("What Would Susan B Anthony Do?")

If you're thinking that you're glad wee came up with Sexy Sloth and Sexy Ostrich because it would have been impossible to think of it on your own (weird!), you're in luck!  We have three more costumes coming at you!  Stay tuned each week prior to Halloween for more SEXY costume ideas!  YOU'RE WELCOME!

Also, if you missed our latest video, we discuss fall and how it's kind of racist, about concussions, and death.  Watch our not-so-basic fall video and please subscribe to Just Shair on YouTube!

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