Saturday, December 31, 2016

Just Shair: NYE Video

Let's keep it real: this holiday is weird no matter how you celebrate.  Check out our thoughts on why we think it's weird!  And stay safe tonight!
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Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Just Shair- Xmas Video

Oh, the holidays!  A time for empty threats about coal via parents, Santa having white privilege (think about it...), and possibly the first ever abbreviated word (Christmas-->Xmas) from an era BT (Before Texting).  Don't know what we're talking about?  Watch below to find out!  Please subscribe and follow us on social media!  Happy whatever you celebrate this month!  #yourewelcome


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Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Thanksgiving Video

Turkey day.  Blah.  Just kidding.  Kind of.  Love it or hate it, Thanksgiving is just about here, our lil Shair turkeys.  We get inappropriate and say what you're probably already thinking about Thanksgiving...so you're welcome!  Check it out and please subscribe to our social media (below)!
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We have done other holiday videos!  Watch them all below if Thanksgiving isn't your jam!

St Patrick's Day
4th of July
Halloween
Birthdays (They're holidays too!)


Sunday, November 6, 2016

Just Shair: Video on This Wacky Election

What up, patriots?  We have a new video on this damn election out for your enjoyment!  We discuss how we feel the next election will likely be a reality show competition, a song Donald Trump ruined for us, and why we would never dare run for office!  Plus there's a little Andrew WK shoutout at the end!  #thepartyparty  

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Birthdays Are Weird:
All About Fall!
Blooper Reel #1

Sunday, October 30, 2016

"Sexy" Halloween Costumes #4- Sexy Hulk Hogan and Sexy Randy the Macho Man Savage

Welcome to part 4 of 4 of our awesomely and weirdly (parody) of sexy Halloween costumes. Shannon and Blair once again combine another odd combination - male wrestling+female sexiness. Hulk Hogan and Randy "Macho Man" savage never looked so good!

Muscles AND femininity...Why haven't the representatives from "Lady Gillette" called us back yet?

REAL ladies...wrastle!

Hanging with your girlfriends is always a blast...!

Well, "tea time" ended badly...


Cheers to womanhood!

Remember...you're a lady!! Watch those mustache hairs and make sure to keep them out of the wine while you're chugging!


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Sunday, October 23, 2016

"Sexy" Halloween Costumes #3- Sexy Gumby and Sexy Pokey


Shannon and Blair from "Just Shair" like to take the ordinary tradition of sexing up your Halloween outfits and make it...well, weird. Where else can you find another AWESOME idea for Halloween. Part 3 of 4, take Gumby and Pokey and SEXIFY them! No one will expect it! We certainly didn't...



Happy Halloween from Sexy Gumby and Pokey!


Make sure you arrive safely with an alternate driver if you're going to get crazy and always wave to your friends to let them know you've arrived #gumbyandpokey #justshair #halloween



Make an entrance people won't forget with your "sexy" bestie this Halloween. #gumbyandpokey #halloween #justshair

And take time to have your bendable friend over for a "girls night" after the Halloween festivities - complete with a pillow fight! #gumbyandpokey #halloween #justshair #sleepoverparty

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Saturday, October 15, 2016

"Sexy" Halloween Costumes #2- Sexy Grim Reapers


Here is our second installment of our parody of sexy girl costumes gone wrong!  #wtf  (To see last week's Sexy Sloth and Sexy Ostrich, CLICK HERE!)  Sexy grim reapers should be a staple in the world of sexy costumes.  It's not a paradox; death's touch has never felt so hot!



Would you be that upset to die if the knock at death's door looked this slutty?

We'll be so happy to see you!

*All cemetery photos have removed names, dates, religious symbols, and other identifying features out of respect for both the dead and their living loved ones.  Even comedians like us know better!

WE don't make the rules...!  You never know when your time is up...

Next week we have a more light hearted though admittedly gender bending "sexy" costume idea for you!  Please subscribe below to never miss a beat of our ridiculousness!  And in case you missed it, here's our latest video on the absurdity of birthdays!

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Thursday, October 13, 2016

Video! Birthdays are Weird!

We here at Just Shair recently had birthdays, so we decided to make a birthday video for YOU!  Birth canals, that terrible song, bad gifts, and germs on cakes (plus so much more!) are discussed!  Watch it, like it, subscribe, and SHAIR the love with your friends every time it's their birthday!  (Stay tuned for bonus footage after the credits too, hehe).
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Friday, October 7, 2016

"Sexy" Halloween Costume Idea #1- Sexy Sloth & Sexy Ostrich

Slut-o-ween!

It's that time of a year again!  Despite dropping temperatures, tis the time to show as much skin as possible if you are of the lady gender!  Sexy cop, sexy nurse, sexy cutesy animal...it's all been done before!  We here at Just Shair have come up with 4 oh-so-"sexy" ideas that have NOT been done before to help you brainstorm your Halloween costume!

First up are the alluring yet underrated sloth and ostrich.  SO WEIRD they aren't considered more erotic!

Look at how playful and sensual you'll look with a huge face on tee shirt-turned-mini dress!

Still not convinced this is sexy and girly enough?  Throw on a red heel for a pop of sexual color!  NOBODY will doubt your sexiness in this ensemble!

Don't be surprised if you get asked to be in rap videos, or at least hair metal revival band videos!  #suchatawnykitaen!!
Lastly, just use the motto WWSBAD?  ("What Would Susan B Anthony Do?")

If you're thinking that you're glad wee came up with Sexy Sloth and Sexy Ostrich because it would have been impossible to think of it on your own (weird!), you're in luck!  We have three more costumes coming at you!  Stay tuned each week prior to Halloween for more SEXY costume ideas!  YOU'RE WELCOME!

Also, if you missed our latest video, we discuss fall and how it's kind of racist, about concussions, and death.  Watch our not-so-basic fall video and please subscribe to Just Shair on YouTube!


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Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Two Videos!!!!!

Sorry for delays with this site, but we have two videos to SHAIR with you!  One is our second part of our crazy pants lyrics video (seriously, famous people are really bad song writers!).  The other video is a blooper/tangent/scrapped footage reel from our first 10 or so videos!  We have new videos on fall, Halloween, pumpkins, birthdays, AND MORE coming at you very, VERY soon so stay tuned!!  

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Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Wear White After Labor Day!

We're rebels.  Happy September y'all!




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Sunday, August 21, 2016

Just Shair Olympics: Sleep Contest

The ladies of Just Shair are ending their epic Olympic run by possibly the most challenging of all sporting from the past fortnight: a sleep contest!  Let's get started with the handshake!
These sleeping beauties are not really focusing on sleeping yet with Shannon peaking and Lauren-Blair day dreaming.

Looks like their NyQuil kicked in!!
Time elapsed photos of people sleeping are always so riveting!
If only they could medal in creative sleep positions...
They should be waking up any moment...
Ladies...the Olympics 2016 is ending!  Where's an alarm clock??
This photo is deceiving as they are sleep walking and not awake...
Ok, Olympics over!  They're clearly hibernating after all of the sporting and not getting up any time soon!  See you at the winter Olympics in 2018!
Lauren-Blair's Olympic Memory video is up and it's on Kerri Strug and...suicide?  What?  Just watch: 

Past Olympic events and videos:
Thank-you so much for cheering us on at the VERY official Olympic games here in Rio Denver!!!!

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Thursday, August 18, 2016

Just Shair Faux-lympics: Ribbon Dancing

The second to last eventing is upon us!  The girls of Just Shair (somewhat) graciously bow to each other before beginning the sport of Ribbon Dancing...which is a switch from some of the anti-sportsmen like attitudes in past events!

The are so....um, graceful(?)...
They can't possibly be trying to look pretty while doing this...
Ok, how does one ribbon dance exactly?
Good golly...
Are they getting tangled??
Yes...they are...
Time out...are they even competing anymore??
WHAT is going on here??
Once again they appear to be fighting...like in most other events...
Judges are determining who the winner is...
How can anyone "win" ribbon dancing anyway???  It's a tie!
Past Olympic events and videos:
One event and one video left for the Olympics!  Come back here or subscribe to any of the channels below to stay updated!  Click our YouTube page and subscribe to catch the latest video on Friday as well!

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Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Just Shair Faux-lympics: Power Walk-off

Forget Usain Bolt, the girls of Just Shair are about to endure a power walk-off in Rio Cheeseman Park in Denver!  Let's hope they hydrated!

Before we begin, there's a video message from the ladies of Shair talking about dumb sports.  How appropriate, given that they're power walking tonight ::ahem::!



And they're off!  They appear to be keeping the same slow pace while keeping a nice form!

Wait, this is already getting nasty like other past events!  Is Blair pushing Shannon??
Regardless, now Blair is tripping Shannon.  Yikes, two events ago Shannon was biting Blair.  These ladies are the Emily Posts of the Olympics...
Professional athletes, ladies and gentleman!
Are they even still walking??
Whatever that was, Shannon has pulled ahead!!!
Shannon wins!  But both girls are too winded to care!  Power walking/bitch slapping is hard, y'all!

Past Olympic events and videos:
There are only TWO events left!  Come back here or subscribe to any of the channels below to stay updated!  Click our YouTube page and subscribe to catch the latest video on Friday as well!

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